Official website of Seattle-area actor and writer Nathaniel Jones

• Hillary Clinton on Plagiarism •

Lately there’s been a lot of talk about Obama “borrowing” a section of his speech from a similar speech made by Deval Patrick, and for that, I say shame on you, Senator Obama. If you’re going to be running on a campaign of words, they should be your own.

You may think I’m only saying this so you’ll vote for me. I’m not - I’m saying it because it’s true. Inside of us, we both know I belong in the white house. If the election was held tomorrow and you’re stuck with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

I know what you’re thinking, “which one of these candidates can really beat McCain?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an election, and the wrong president will allow the terrorists to blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya, punk?

I tell the truth, but you can’t handle the truth! So fine, vote for Obama! Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn! Go ahead - make my day! I’ll be back! You may say this is madness - I say, madness? This! Is! SPARTA!

2009 - Nathaniel Jones